But what about the actual cupcake?

"Don't ever use a cupcake scoop as a weapon."

Inarguable logic

"If she had written shorter, it would have been a shorter book."

Curb your enthusiasm

"Don't trust the happy."

Against clarity

"Cultivate mystery."

Don't bother looking

"Germs are invisible."

The old days, they weren't like today

"I wasn't that aware of coffee when I was 11."

How she got Grace off of her

"Go pinch Dad."

Jane on the role of the mobile phone in everyday life

"It's like a nail file. You have to have it."

Said to Grace after a well-earned shampoo

"Smell your hair."

Inaugural post

"I have a good vocabulary. I'm going to use it."
(Chicago hotel room)