Thursday, September 27, 2007

Beyond a reasonable doubt

"If I'm wrong, I like to be proven wrong."

Monday, September 17, 2007

Specificity

"Not my hackles. My haunches."

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Not "want to." "Have to."

"I have to write on a piece of yellow paper."

Monday, September 10, 2007

As disciplinarian

"There is no calling for food in this house ever. [pause] I'm serious."

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The highest praise

"I'd blog that."

Monday, September 3, 2007

On shoes that cause bunyans

"By the time they soften up and fit, you will already have done the damage."

Saturday, September 1, 2007

For when ice cream simply isn't enough

"How come there aren't coffee trucks?"