Financial acumen

"If you see $5 on the ground, pick it up."

Alternate method

"I do not think in alphabetical order."

Loosening the frames won't help her this time

"I have a boot of pain on my foot."

Loosen those frames. Now.

"When my glasses are too tight, it feels like a cap of pain."

But what does she think about the table of contents?

"I'm reading the book. I don't like the book, but I love the appendix."