I'm in wow with her, too

"I'm so in wow with myself!"

Uh....

"I don't know why. I just know that."

We're not?

"Stop it. We are not a movie."

Practical

"That would be a waste of a good muffin."

In case you're tempted

"Please don't put a pencil near your eye."

Grace is armed and dangerous

"Please don't shoot me with your glue gun."