<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490</id><updated>2009-04-26T19:51:35.145-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What Grace Said</title><subtitle type='html'>Never a dull moment</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/whatgracesaid.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://guterman.com/graceatom.xml'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>28</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-311020630965905228</id><published>2009-04-26T19:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-26T19:51:35.163-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"These are my three favorite words"</title><content type='html'>pathetic&lt;br /&gt;Ethiopia&lt;br /&gt;glockenspiel&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-311020630965905228?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/311020630965905228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=311020630965905228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/311020630965905228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/311020630965905228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2009/04/these-are-my-three-favorite-words.html' title='&quot;These are my three favorite words&quot;'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-3712210195071136811</id><published>2008-04-30T16:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-30T16:39:49.197-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Where the words wait</title><content type='html'>"I have a mouth full of words to say."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3712210195071136811?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/3712210195071136811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=3712210195071136811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3712210195071136811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3712210195071136811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/04/where-words-wait.html' title='Where the words wait'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-4262919471230834955</id><published>2008-03-13T17:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-13T17:22:08.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A reminder</title><content type='html'>Grace: Who's that talking on the radio?&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy: Anne Rice.&lt;br /&gt;Grace: Who's she?&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy: A writer.&lt;br /&gt;Grace: I feel like I've heard her name before.&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy: You might have. She's a very popular book writer.&lt;br /&gt;Grace: Are you a popular book writer?&lt;br /&gt;Jimmy: (pause) No.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-4262919471230834955?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/4262919471230834955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=4262919471230834955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/4262919471230834955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/4262919471230834955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/03/reminder.html' title='A reminder'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-3305278205847767526</id><published>2008-01-27T15:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-27T15:54:13.975-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The contradictions of life</title><content type='html'>"I like pink, but I don't like pink."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3305278205847767526?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/3305278205847767526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=3305278205847767526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3305278205847767526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3305278205847767526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/contradictions-of-life.html' title='The contradictions of life'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-5201807298466516889</id><published>2008-01-23T12:32:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T12:36:35.235-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What a writer regrets</title><content type='html'>"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5201807298466516889?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/5201807298466516889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=5201807298466516889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5201807298466516889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5201807298466516889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/what-writer-regrets_23.html' title='What a writer regrets'/><author><name>Jane</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-4040749835788833309</id><published>2008-01-23T12:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T12:32:56.852-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='distractions'/><title type='text'>What a writer regrets</title><content type='html'>"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-4040749835788833309?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/4040749835788833309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=4040749835788833309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/4040749835788833309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/4040749835788833309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/what-writer-regrets.html' title='What a writer regrets'/><author><name>Jane</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-1179800735198899424</id><published>2008-01-22T06:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-22T07:05:26.393-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Now and forever</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Dragontales&lt;/em&gt; is still in my blood.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-1179800735198899424?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/1179800735198899424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=1179800735198899424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/1179800735198899424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/1179800735198899424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/now-and-forever.html' title='Now and forever'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-9146996401853238908</id><published>2008-01-16T18:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T18:06:33.269-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy wishes this would happen to him</title><content type='html'>"The sentences are coming at me so quickly."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-9146996401853238908?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/9146996401853238908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=9146996401853238908' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/9146996401853238908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/9146996401853238908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/jimmy-wishes-this-would-happen-to-him.html' title='Jimmy wishes this would happen to him'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-6679903254016882875</id><published>2008-01-12T06:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-12T06:01:55.643-08:00</updated><title type='text'>She's deep</title><content type='html'>"[Name redacted] sort-of doesn't know how life works."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6679903254016882875?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/6679903254016882875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=6679903254016882875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6679903254016882875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6679903254016882875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/shes-deep.html' title='She&apos;s deep'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-751808797261756455</id><published>2008-01-05T14:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T14:18:17.812-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Logic</title><content type='html'>"If you're warm, you're loved."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-751808797261756455?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/751808797261756455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=751808797261756455' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/751808797261756455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/751808797261756455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2008/01/logic.html' title='Logic'/><author><name>Jane</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-3437866523487821600</id><published>2007-12-10T04:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-10T04:31:44.655-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Monday morning</title><content type='html'>"My toothpaste tastes pitiful!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3437866523487821600?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/3437866523487821600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=3437866523487821600' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3437866523487821600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3437866523487821600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/12/happy-monday-morning.html' title='Happy Monday morning'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-1050105644476313949</id><published>2007-11-25T13:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-25T13:52:00.933-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Supermarket instructions</title><content type='html'>"Get me some meat, because I'm not going to be a vegetarian until Thursday."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-1050105644476313949?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/1050105644476313949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=1050105644476313949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/1050105644476313949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/1050105644476313949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/11/supermarket-instructions.html' title='Supermarket instructions'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-2199953946512035926</id><published>2007-11-16T05:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-16T05:31:11.200-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At the peak of this morning's braiding emergency</title><content type='html'>[screaming] Dad! You don't anything about anything! Capiche?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-2199953946512035926?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/2199953946512035926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=2199953946512035926' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/2199953946512035926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/2199953946512035926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/11/at-peak-of-this-mornings-braiding.html' title='At the peak of this morning&apos;s braiding emergency'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-8760462093922918078</id><published>2007-11-15T18:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T18:03:35.798-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Must prioritize</title><content type='html'>"I'm thirsty and I have to go to the bathroom."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8760462093922918078?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/8760462093922918078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=8760462093922918078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8760462093922918078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8760462093922918078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/11/must-prioritize.html' title='Must prioritize'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-5326247844912793241</id><published>2007-11-05T06:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T06:19:43.628-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"explanation point"</title><content type='html'>That's what she says instead of "exclamation point."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5326247844912793241?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/5326247844912793241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=5326247844912793241' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5326247844912793241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5326247844912793241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/11/explanation-point.html' title='&quot;explanation point&quot;'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-2080685177502627059</id><published>2007-10-30T06:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-30T06:29:48.344-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Last night, at 11.02 pm, she's asleep, but ...</title><content type='html'>...she shouts "Mom!" Then, quieter, she says, "I'm a pirate."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-2080685177502627059?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/2080685177502627059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=2080685177502627059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/2080685177502627059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/2080685177502627059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/last-night-at-1102-pm-shes-asleep-but.html' title='Last night, at 11.02 pm, she&apos;s asleep, but ...'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-8714460406164798752</id><published>2007-10-28T18:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-28T18:45:10.172-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What I don't have and what I have</title><content type='html'>"I don't have any homework, but I have a bladder like a kitten."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8714460406164798752?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/8714460406164798752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=8714460406164798752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8714460406164798752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8714460406164798752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/what-i-dont-have-and-what-i-have.html' title='What I don&apos;t have and what I have'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-8373858934369109464</id><published>2007-10-27T08:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-27T08:20:58.507-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Before it's too late</title><content type='html'>"Dad, you'd better take the laundry downstairs before it turns into Mt. Everest."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8373858934369109464?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/8373858934369109464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=8373858934369109464' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8373858934369109464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8373858934369109464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/before-its-too-late.html' title='Before it&apos;s too late'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-7410517403733506535</id><published>2007-10-26T17:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T17:37:30.321-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ask her anything</title><content type='html'>"I am a walking Eli encyclopedia."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-7410517403733506535?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/7410517403733506535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=7410517403733506535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/7410517403733506535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/7410517403733506535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/ask-me-anything.html' title='Ask her anything'/><author><name>Jane</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11135191709869812110</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-5043285528963041512</id><published>2007-10-26T11:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T11:25:15.092-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not the game I brought her up to play</title><content type='html'>"Dad, let's play Fox News!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5043285528963041512?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/5043285528963041512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=5043285528963041512' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5043285528963041512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5043285528963041512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/not-game-i-brought-her-up-to-play.html' title='Not the game I brought her up to play'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-8932933321564267596</id><published>2007-10-26T09:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T09:33:26.677-07:00</updated><title type='text'>After noticing that her vegetarian siblings weren't home for dinner</title><content type='html'>"Yay, it's meat night!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-8932933321564267596?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/8932933321564267596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=8932933321564267596' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8932933321564267596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/8932933321564267596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/after-noticing-that-her-vegetarian.html' title='After noticing that her vegetarian siblings weren&apos;t home for dinner'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-6467502132287141495</id><published>2007-10-26T07:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T07:12:46.203-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not today</title><content type='html'>"I always have these great ideas, but not today."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6467502132287141495?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/6467502132287141495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=6467502132287141495' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6467502132287141495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6467502132287141495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/not-today.html' title='Not today'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-6892376945598026891</id><published>2007-10-15T04:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T04:12:53.356-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Disparity</title><content type='html'>"I have a little iPod and you all have glasses."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-6892376945598026891?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/6892376945598026891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=6892376945598026891' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6892376945598026891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/6892376945598026891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/disparity.html' title='Disparity'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-5340657021712780746</id><published>2007-10-05T06:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-05T06:18:20.529-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More evidence that her parents are insufficiently attuned to her</title><content type='html'>"You only wash things that I can't wear on drowsy days."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-5340657021712780746?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/5340657021712780746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=5340657021712780746' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5340657021712780746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/5340657021712780746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/more-evidence-that-her-parents-are.html' title='More evidence that her parents are insufficiently attuned to her'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7682155855235651490.post-3568551770763403777</id><published>2007-10-01T18:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T18:22:20.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whose nut?</title><content type='html'>Jane: Grace, you're a nut.&lt;br /&gt;Grace: But I'm &lt;i&gt;your&lt;/i&gt; nut.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='http://res1.blogblog.com/tracker/7682155855235651490-3568551770763403777?l=guterman.com%2Fwhatgracesaid.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/3568551770763403777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7682155855235651490&amp;postID=3568551770763403777' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3568551770763403777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7682155855235651490/posts/default/3568551770763403777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://guterman.com/2007/10/whose-nut.html' title='Whose nut?'/><author><name>Jimmy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10190687540716288252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
