Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
A reminder
Grace: Who's that talking on the radio?
Jimmy: Anne Rice.
Grace: Who's she?
Jimmy: A writer.
Grace: I feel like I've heard her name before.
Jimmy: You might have. She's a very popular book writer.
Grace: Are you a popular book writer?
Jimmy: (pause) No.
Jimmy: Anne Rice.
Grace: Who's she?
Jimmy: A writer.
Grace: I feel like I've heard her name before.
Jimmy: You might have. She's a very popular book writer.
Grace: Are you a popular book writer?
Jimmy: (pause) No.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
What a writer regrets
"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."
What a writer regrets
"If I didn't watch tv yesterday, my brain would be fresh and I would have all these wonderful sentences."
Labels: distractions
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Supermarket instructions
"Get me some meat, because I'm not going to be a vegetarian until Thursday."
Friday, November 16, 2007
At the peak of this morning's braiding emergency
[screaming] Dad! You don't anything about anything! Capiche?!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Monday, November 5, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Last night, at 11.02 pm, she's asleep, but ...
...she shouts "Mom!" Then, quieter, she says, "I'm a pirate."
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Before it's too late
"Dad, you'd better take the laundry downstairs before it turns into Mt. Everest."
Friday, October 26, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
More evidence that her parents are insufficiently attuned to her
"You only wash things that I can't wear on drowsy days."
