Fear as the restaurant nears

"My God, I hope there's not live music"

"You wanna know what crap is?"

"Crap is the stuff you own that you know nobody else would want either."

Remembering Boston Market

"It was easy. It was hot. It was meat."

I'm in wow with her, too

"I'm so in wow with myself!"

Uh....

"I don't know why. I just know that."

We're not?

"Stop it. We are not a movie."

Practical

"That would be a waste of a good muffin."